The Things I hate With a Passion

I just love that phrase, 'hate with a passion', it's so ironic. I like irony. I like sarcasm. I like cheese too.  However, this post is not about what I like, it's what I don't like, or rather, what I hate with a passion:

1. BBM messages not going through. Whats the point of having a smart phone if they're not going to be smart? This is modern technology here, it's supposed to be of the best quality ever. My first cellphone, (an 80 year old Nokia 830 -something or other) was as slow as shit and had no color screen, it was the size of a brick, but at least when you sent the SMS (or 'text' as you Americans call it) it went through - no question about it.
2. When your "battery is too low for radio use". Those of you who have blackberries will also know this one very well. If the battery is too flat to use internet, text messaging, BBM or email it is not of use to anyone and might as well be dead.
3. Consistent barking dogs. I'm sure a lot of people agree with me and some people don't. I can handle crying babies, horses, pigs, rats, anything. Just give me a barking dog and you will find me in a mental institution.
4. People who never blink. Seriously it's inhumane when you're talking to someone and you never see their eyelids move once, it's just awkward.
5. People who just text back 'k'. It's boring, it's rude, it shows people you are too stupid to come up with anything better. Don't do it.
6. Grammer/spelling errors in blogs. If I wanted to read crap literature I would have picked up one of my mom's grade 4 student's creative writing books.
7. When Google cannot display a page. This is just one of those things that really grinds my liver. I click on a page, expect to see it and then BAM! I'm hit with a "Google cannot display this page at this time, please try again later".. Not cool. 
8. When an irritating person asks if they are irritating. Another liver grinder. Half of you wants to be polite and lie and say they're not, the other half wants to slap them shitless right then and there.
9. People who come up with crap nicknames for eachother. I know these two people, the one calls the other Pookie and the other calls her Tabz... No comment.