Facts that have come to my attention

As I sit on my bed and ponder many things i have come upon a few rather hilariously pleasing facts.. For one in the morning my mother wakes me up at 6:30 for school and every 10 minutes yells down the passage from her room " are you up yet" it occurred to me one frightfully cold morning that all i need to do is answer yes i have been up for ages and it'll please her to such an extent she'll allow me a few more minutes of peace in my warm and snuggly bed before i have to wake up and greet the day with as much enthusiasm as i can summon on a 3% day......

Secondly, during exams my family has taken it upon them selves to allow me to sit in my room uninterrupted, a laptop and unlimited, untraceable Internet...... this is not very clever, as school work and marks aren't the highest on my list of priorities.......

This two minor occurrences have lead me to believe that my parents need a wake up call in relation to me because i seem to be able to exploit the weaknesses they show regarding school and such other activities.............

Don't You Just Luurve Life Orientation?

For those of you who don't know. LO (life orientation) is a subject we have at school. It's all about self development and team work, along the line they through in some crap about drug abuse and sex and voilà -they think we're ready for the big bad world.

So today, we learn't about STD's. (Fun) Now usually we get a half-hearted lecture and some pictures to color in and thats the lesson done. But today our teacher was feeling 'enthusiastic' and had done us the pleasure of finding a case study. Well, lets just say i nearly fell off my horse once we'd read it. I had to tell Tayla:

Yes, it's true. It was rather painful to read actually, it was actually more painful when we had to have a class discussion about it. Who in their right minds makes their class discuss a man who had his private amputated? It's madness.

However, I must say, it made the guys think twice about risking STD s. Wahaha.

Tayla also asked me to add this message from her in my post:

"I would just like to point out, that if you look at my reply to Pookie's message, you will see that there was no delivered sign above the tick, proving yesterday's post true, that BBM does not always send the messages. If you have no clue what I'm on about, you probably haven't read my post from yesterday, in which case I am branding you a Plonker and insisting that you go read it. Many Fanks. Tabz"

Until next time.

Yours Faithfully

Sincerely

Lovingly

Pookie

The brutality....

Well the abandonment has switched hands I'm afraid... my tabs has caught a fatal disease, soo naturally she finds the urge to let her phone die to great to ignore, or she just forgot to pack her charger in the morning rush..... I'm holding out for the first one personally but that may just be my lovable nature talking, maybe its the fact that i have been left with 3 hours to write a 10 minute script and choreograph a dance all for tomorrow which is our practical art exam for 200 marks, so granted i am tearing at my nails in anguish... so there i was all aloney on my owney with only the sounds of pitbull co. for comfort... so you maybe thinking that i in fact was not that hard done by... well I beg to differ.... it is torture to let my creative juices flow with out my fellow comedienne and nutters influence and comments.... well i have just been contacted that she in fact is now at home and near a charger so therefore will be able throw her loonitude in the mix... while i somehow find a way to get 100% afrikaans people to use British humor in a appealing and believe able way...... wish me luck :);)

The Things I hate With a Passion

I just love that phrase, 'hate with a passion', it's so ironic. I like irony. I like sarcasm. I like cheese too.  However, this post is not about what I like, it's what I don't like, or rather, what I hate with a passion:

1. BBM messages not going through. Whats the point of having a smart phone if they're not going to be smart? This is modern technology here, it's supposed to be of the best quality ever. My first cellphone, (an 80 year old Nokia 830 -something or other) was as slow as shit and had no color screen, it was the size of a brick, but at least when you sent the SMS (or 'text' as you Americans call it) it went through - no question about it.
2. When your "battery is too low for radio use". Those of you who have blackberries will also know this one very well. If the battery is too flat to use internet, text messaging, BBM or email it is not of use to anyone and might as well be dead.
3. Consistent barking dogs. I'm sure a lot of people agree with me and some people don't. I can handle crying babies, horses, pigs, rats, anything. Just give me a barking dog and you will find me in a mental institution.
4. People who never blink. Seriously it's inhumane when you're talking to someone and you never see their eyelids move once, it's just awkward.
5. People who just text back 'k'. It's boring, it's rude, it shows people you are too stupid to come up with anything better. Don't do it.
6. Grammer/spelling errors in blogs. If I wanted to read crap literature I would have picked up one of my mom's grade 4 student's creative writing books.
7. When Google cannot display a page. This is just one of those things that really grinds my liver. I click on a page, expect to see it and then BAM! I'm hit with a "Google cannot display this page at this time, please try again later".. Not cool. 
8. When an irritating person asks if they are irritating. Another liver grinder. Half of you wants to be polite and lie and say they're not, the other half wants to slap them shitless right then and there.
9. People who come up with crap nicknames for eachother. I know these two people, the one calls the other Pookie and the other calls her Tabz... No comment.

Introducing... Pookie!

Hellooo I'm Ashleigh - also know for some reasons beyond me as Pookie. I am terribly sorry for the fact that i wasn't around to fire this thing up yesterday, but, as Tayla thoughtfully explained, I was a little preoccupied...

Moving on, I would like to inform you a little more on this blog. We shall write some days together, some days separately - depending on our moods. We shall write whenever we feel the need to, at least once a week each.

As Tayla pointed out yesterday, if you have are looking for a place to have a laugh, this is ze place.. However, if you have any complaints, send them to Tayla as she has more patience than me and will not come after you with a bat. Her email address is displayed on the left hand side of this page, however if you are too lazy to look for it, (like me) it is tabzinator@yahoo.com

That is all, thanky.

Abandoned

I would like to think that I have not been abandoned, but if we look at this from an honest perspective, my Pookie has left me, and we haven't even started yet. To be fair it isn't all together her fault. She is at school, but seeing as I am at home, suffering from a life threatening illness  (ie. a cold), it has been left up to me to get this party started.

First of all, I suppose i should introduce myself, I am Tayla - otherwise known as Tabs (don't ask). If you would like to know more about me, ask. You will find out more about both of us soon enough.
Pookie (Ashleigh) will introduce herself at a later stage when she is finished battling it out at school.

Now that that's out of the way, let me explain our situation. We are from South Africa (no, we are not about to be eaten by lions), and believe it or not we go to school, rather good schools - i suppose. We have decided to write about that. School. Life. Cheese. etc.

Let me just make a few things clear, if you:

• Have no sense of humor.
• Are sensitive to ranting, swearing etc. 
• Are looking for a serious, boring blog. 

This is not the place for you. However, if you:

• Are looking for a blog full of life.
• Have a fantastic sense of humor.
• Ready to laugh till you fall off your horse.
• Are awesome!

Then this is definitely the blog for you.

Oh yes, and one more thing. We luuuurrrve comments! So feel free to leave a comment anywhere, anytime. Even if it's just to say hi. We want to see them.  

 I have just been informed that my Pookie is coming home due to a serious case of runny guts.

What can I say? I'm a comedy genius

Hazzah to that.

When she is feeling better you can expect to hear from her. Which should be soon. I hope.
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